Funny workout quotes | Funny exercise quotes

FITNESS IS LIKE Marriage YOU CAN'T CHEAT ON IT AND EXPECT IT TO WORK.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT YOUR BODY, BECAUSE SHE'S LISTENING TO EVERY WORD.

YOUR STOMACH SHOULDN'T BE A WASTE BASKET.

CUTE DOESN'T WIN GAMES

I would do anything for a perfect body, except workout.

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I don’t always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everyone on Facebook knows about it.

DIET stands for Did I Eat That?

"You have reached middle-age when all you exercise is caution"

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!

I was supposed to get a nice body for summer, but there's a small problem...I like food.

Exercise... the poor person's plastic surgery

It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

Exercise is done against one’s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe, is choosing the left one.